Here is a selection of Yo Mama Jokes


Yo Mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mamas so dirty that her sure deodorant is confused.

Yo Mama is so fat she has a job as a model in a tent factory.

Yo Mama is so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptised.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo Mama is so old her social security number is 1.

Yo Mama is so stupid that if her IQ was one point higher it would be the same as a rock.

Yo Mama is so fat she works at the airport kickstarting jumbo jets.

Yo Mamas house is so small you have to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo Mama is so old she was the waitress at the last supper.

Yo Mama is so fat she has to fly cargo class.

Yo Mama is so old that when she went to school there was no history class.

Yo Mama is so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama is so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo Mama is so fat she influences the tides.

Yo Mama is so hairy bigfoot took a photo of her.

Yo Mama is so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo Mama is so fat she qualifies for group insurance.

Yo Mama is so ugly that when she gets up the sun goes down.

Yo Mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped your mamas mama.

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