You Know it's going to happen

It's Just a matter of When!!!
Waiting is always the Same.
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Test tube Babies
What do test tube babies have in common?
All are born under the same star sign "Pyrex" and all have a womb with a view.

Green Fly
Question: What do you call a greenfly with no legs?

Answer: A Bogey

Verging on the ridiculous

Are they Google are they not???

Are they Google are they not???

eBay
Spent £40 on eBay last week for a p*nis enlarger. Just opened it and some
bastard's had sent me a magnifying glass! 

Fishing
Two friends are fishing near a bridge. Suddenly a Hearse and two Funeral Cars go over the bridge so one of the men stands up, takes off his cap and bows his
head.
When the cars have gone he puts his cap back on, sits back down and carries on fishing.
His mate turns to him and says," Dave, that's one of the
nicest most respectful things I've ever seen

"Dave replies," Well we were married for nearly 20 years

Casualty
Hi mate i don't want you to panic but I'm texting you from the casualty.
Turns out the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn't what i thought it was.

Screwfix
I've just had a letter back from Screwfix.

They said they regretted to inform me
that they're not actually a dating agency.

Stalker
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker.

Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.