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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of
my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the
other is an instruction.
An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks have you ever been bedridden?
she says yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until
he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my
back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated
but must come back as a different creature. She said i would like to come back
as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening.
Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have
to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travellers) or C.*.N.T.S. for short.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years
after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
I was in the pub with my wife last night and i said i love you. She said is that
you or the beer talking ? I replied it's me talking to the beer.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I
have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and the
other is an instruction.
An old lady is being examined by the Dr. He asks have you ever been bedridden?
she says yes I have and I've been table ended and backskuttled a few times too!
Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until
he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my
back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated
but must come back as a different creature. She said i would like to come back
as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening.
Under new E.U. law the word "gypo" is no longer politically correct. They have
to be called (caravan utilising nomadic travellers) or C.*.N.T.S. for short.
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years
after it's been eaten. It's called a wedding cake.
I was in the pub with my wife last night and i said i love you. She said is that
you or the beer talking ? I replied it's me talking to the beer.
The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I
have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.""f*ck that" says Mick" have
you seen how many of their owners go blind"
Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you
know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest
p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"
you seen how many of their owners go blind"
Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" The operator says how do you
know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!
I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest
p*nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"