Confucius he say


Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.

Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offspring.

Nail on head not as good as screw on bench.

Man who put cream in tart not necessarily baker.

Man who put head in fruit drink get punch on nose.

War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

He who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who sink into womans arms soon have arms in womans sink.

Is it real or is it not?

Go on go on go on

Badgers arse industrial toilet tissue