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I like to keep a bottle of Whisky handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained  weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

If your doctor warns that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror."
What you see before a drink
After 3 Drinks
After 10 drinks
Beer turns men into women
Drink aids vision the proof is to be seen in these photos.
Twenty-four hours in a day; twenty-four beers in a case. Coincidence?”
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Is beauty is in the eye of the beer holder? Judge for yourself.